研究所面試的笑話~

今天又再度聽到一個人面試的腦殘行徑

當他去面試的時候
教授跟他說
可以請你談談你自己嗎??

於是.............................................

他就用手彈他的臉 彈很多下.........................


教授說 謝謝你 請出去
想當然爾 當然是沒有上
很有勇氣的孩子

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我朋友真的在面試鬧過.....

我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試

面試官除了問些一定會問到的
為什麼會想來唸這個..之類的之外

因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演

我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌

他就窘在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備)

然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個idea

當面試官要他才藝表演的時候:

面試官:請你表演一項才藝,~~恩~你的表演是什麼呢?

我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分鐘內模仿74個人

面試官此時眼睛放出光芒(一秒要幾個阿...)

面試官:喔?那就請你開始吧

我朋友:好的~~~開始計時!

我朋友:第1個模仿國父孫中山

他做出了一個躺著的姿勢

我朋友:因為國父已經往生,往生的人當然是躺在棺材裡

面試官:那下一個?

我朋友:接下來是蔣中正

然後又做出了一個躺著的姿勢

我朋友:因為蔣中正也已經往生,當然也是躺在棺材裡

面試官此時臉上已經有幾條線了

我朋友此時問面試官:還有幾秒?

面試官:恩~~還有30秒

我朋友:喔~~只剩這樣阿~那我就在剩下30秒內把剩下72人模仿完

於是,他.........他又做出了一個躺著的姿勢

然後說:


這是黃花崗七十二烈士


面試官聽說笑了蠻久........

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適時彎曲的哲學－雪松

加拿大的魁北克有一條南北走向的山谷。

山谷沒有什麼特別之處，惟一能引人注意的是它的西坡長滿松、柏、女貞等樹，而東坡只有雪松。
這一奇異景觀是個謎，許多人不知所以，一直沒有令人滿意 的結論。揭開這個謎的，竟是一對普通的夫婦。

那是1983年的冬天，這對夫婦的婚姻正瀕於破裂的邊沿。為了重新找回昔日的愛情，他們打算做一次浪漫之旅，如果能找回就繼續生活，如果不能就友好分手。

他們來到這個山谷的時候，下起了大雪。他們撐起帳篷，望著滿天飛舞的大雪，發現由於特殊的風向，東坡的雪總比西坡的雪來得大，來得密。不一會兒，雪松上就落了厚厚的一層雪。

不過當雪積到一定的程度，雪松那富有彈性的枝丫就會向下彎曲，直到雪從枝上滑落。

這樣反覆地積、反覆地彎、反覆地落，雪松完好無損。

可是其他的樹，例如那些柘樹因沒有這個本領，樹枝被壓斷了。西坡由於雪小，總有些樹挺了過來，所以西坡除了雪松，還有柘、柏和女貞這類。

帳篷中的妻子發現這一景觀，對丈夫說：「東坡肯定也長過雜樹，只是不會彎曲才被大雪摧毀了。」

丈夫點頭稱是。

不一會，兩人像突然明白了什麼似的，相互吻著擁抱在一起
丈夫興奮地說：「我們揭開了一個謎──對於外界的壓力要盡可能地去承受，在承受不了的時候，學會彎曲一下，像雪松一樣讓一步，這樣就不會被壓垮了。」

確實，彎曲不是倒下和毀滅，它是人生的一門藝術。

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重要常識--銀鹽系

重要常識-銀鹽系統
現在的沖印系統，叫銀鹽系統，顯像過程是一種化學反應。
完整的沖印過程如下：相紙曝光→強鹼顯影→強酸定影。
因為酸鹼中和之後會產生鹽，所以用水把鹽沖掉、曬乾，相片就完成了。
正常要至少半個小時的水洗，鹽分才會完全沖掉。
但是現在為求快速，改用輪子把鹽分擠掉，所以一定會有很大量的殘存鹽，
毒的就是這些鹽。
有多毒呢？
足夠讓不鏽鋼生鏽了。
這麼毒，為什麼還要用快速沖印系統呢？不要問我，我也很不願意！
誰叫你們都要老闆半小時交件..
請切記，千萬不要，親吻相片。千萬不要，拿相片墊食物。
千萬記得，拿完相片一定要洗手。
還有，要記得將此訊息傳給其他不知道的人。

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日本時裝模特兒

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妹妹總是喜歡鬥雞眼

平時幫妹妹拍照, 她總是喜歡做很多的表情,最近學會鬥雞眼 ,每次拍照總是要有鬥雞眼, 以父母的眼光, 還真是可愛....

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圖庫上傳圖片

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超經典西洋歌曲每.....首都粉好聽....

超經典西洋曲

每首都粉好聽的

All out of love(與愛絕緣)

Always onmind(永在我心中) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Always%20on%20mind/2.htm
American Pie(美國派) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/American%20Pie/3.htm
And I love you so(我是如此愛你) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/And%20I%20love%20you%20so/4.htm
Angel〈天使〉http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Angel/5.htm
Are you lonesome tonight(今晚妳寂寞嗎) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Are%20you%20lonesome%20tonight/6.htm
As long as you follow http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/As%20long%20as%20you%20follow/7.htm
Baby can I hold you http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Baby%20can%20i%20hold%20you/8.htm
Because I love you(因為我愛你) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Because%20I%20love%20you/9.htm
Big big worldh(廣大的世界) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Big%20big%20world/10.htm
Bring down the moon http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Bring%20Down%20The%20Moon/11.htm
Butterflyhttp://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Butterfly/12.htm
Can't get you out of my head http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Can

Casablanca(卡薩布藍加) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Casablanca/14.htm
Chilly cha cha http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Chilly%20cha%20cha/15.htm
Circle in the sand(沙灘上的圈圈) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Circle%20in%20the%20sand/16.htm
Close to youh(靠近你) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Close%20to%20you/17.htm
Dance anthem year 2000 http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Dance%20anthem%20year%202000/18.htm
Dencing queen( 舞後 ) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Dencing%20queen/19.htm
Don't cry for me, Argentina(阿根廷，別為我哭泣) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Don't%20cry%20for%20me,%20Argentina/20.htm

Don't dream it's over http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Don't%20dream%20it's%20over/21.htm
Dream a little dream (小小的夢) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Dream%20a%20little%20dream/22.htm
Dreams(夢) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Dreams/23.htm

超經典西洋曲每首都粉好聽的」附歌詞」..2
Emotion http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Emotion/24.htm
Every time you go away(每一次你離去) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Every%20time%20you%20go%20away/25.htm
Every woman in the world(世上的每一位女子) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Every%20woman%20in%20the%20world/26.htm

Everything I own(擁有的一切) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Everything%20I%20own/27.htm
Eye in the sky(天空之眼) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Eye%20in%20the%20sky/28.htm
Fallen http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Fallen/29.htm
Fernando(費南多) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Fernando/30.htm
Flying without wings(展翅高飛) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Flying%20without%20wings/31.htm
Forever young(永遠年輕) http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Forever%20young/32.htm
Get the party started http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Get%20the%20party%20started/33.htm
Go ahead and rain http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Go%20ahead%20and%20rain/34.htm
Go your own way http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Go%20your%20own%20way/35.htm
Guilty http://anne-sky.myweb.hinet.net/Guilty/36.htm
Have you seen her http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Have%20you%20seen%20her/37.htm
Hello a nd goodbyehttp://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Hello%20and%20goodbye/38htm
Hero http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Hero/39.htm
How can I tell her http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/How%20can%20I%20tell%20her/40.htm
How deep is your love(你的愛有多深) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/How%20Deep%20Is%20Your%20Love/41.htm
H ow do I live http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/How%20do%20i%20live/42.htm
Hungry eyeshttp://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Hungry%20eyes/43.htm
I can't tell you why(無法告訴你為什麼) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20can't%20tell%20you%20why/44.htm
I don`t want to talk about it(我不想談這件事) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20don%60t%20want%20to%20talk%20about%20it/45.htm
I don't want to miss a thing(我不願錯過這一切) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20don't%20want%20to%20miss%20a%20thing/46.htm

超經典西洋曲每首都粉好聽的"附歌詞"..3
I know a heartache when I see one http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20know%20a%20heartache%20when%20I%20see%20one/47.htm
I love rock'n roll http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20love%20rock'n%20roll/48.htm
I swear(我發誓) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20swear/49.htm
I want to know what love is(我想知道愛是什麼) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20want%20to%20know%20what%20loveis/50.htm
I will always love you(我會永遠愛你) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I%20will%20always%20love%20you/51.htm
I'd love you to want me http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I'd%20love%20you%20to%20want%20me/52.htm
If tomorrow never comes http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/If%20tomorrow%20never%20comes/53.htm
I'll make love to you(我要和你做愛) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I'll%20make%20love%20to%20you/54.htm
I'm not a girl,not yet a woman http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I'm%20not%20a%20girl,not%20yet%20a%20woman/56.htm
In the morning(清晨) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/In%20the%20morning/57.htm
I've never been to me(從不曾屬於自己) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/I've%20never%20been%20to%20me/58.htm
Just the way you are(就是你現在的樣子) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Just%20the%20way%20you%20are/59.htm
kiss and say goodbye(吻後道別吧) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/kiss%20and%20say%20goodbye/60.htm
Kokomo http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Kokomo/61.htm
Lady Lady Lady http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Lady%20Lady%20Lady/62.htm
Lambada http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Lambada/63.htm
Let it be http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Let%20it%20be/64.htm
Let's talk about a man http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Let's%20talk%20about%20a%20man/65.htm
Longer http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Longer/66.htm
Lost in love http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Lost%20in%20love/67.htm
Make it with you(與你共度) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Make%20it%20with%20you/68.htm

超經典西洋曲每首都粉好聽的」附歌詞」..4
Making love out nothing at all(讓愛一切成空) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Making%20love%20out%20nothing%20at%20all/69.htm
More than words(言語之外) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/More%20than%20words/71.htm
Morning has broken(破曉) http://vicky-jen.myweb.hinet.net/Morning%20has%20broken/72.htm
My heart will go on(我心永不止息) http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/My%20heart%20will%20go%20on/73.htm
New kid in town(鎮上新來的小子) http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/New%20kid%20in%20town/74.htm
No matter what(無論如何) http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/No%20matter%20what/75.htm
Overprotected http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Overprotected/76.htm
People need love http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/People%20need%20love/77.htm
Please don't go http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Please%20don't%20go/78.htm
Please Mr. postman http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Please%20mr%20.postman/79.htm
Pretty Boy(美少男) http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Pretty%20Boy/80.htm
Raindrops keep on falling on myheadhttp://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Raindrops%20keep%20on%20falling%20on%20my%20head/81.htm
Reunited http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Reunited/82.htm
Right here waiting http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Righthtm

Rivers Of babylon http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Rivers%20Of%20Babylon/84.htm
Shape of my heart http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Shape%20of%20my%20heart/85htm
She http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/She/86.htm
S.O.S. http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/SOS/87.htm
Spanish guitarhttp://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Spanish%20guitar/88.htm
Spanish Harlemhttp://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Spanish%20Harlem/89.htm

超經典西洋曲每首都粉好聽的」附歌詞」..5
Super trouper http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Super%20trouper/90.htm
Take it easy http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Take%20it%20easy/91.htm
Take my breath away http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Take%20my%20breath%20away/92.htm
Tell me http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Tell%20me/93.htm
Thank you http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Thank%20you/94.htm
That's why http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/That's%20why/95.htm
The gift of love http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/The%20gift%20of%20love/96.htm
The one you love http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/The%20One%20You%20Love/97.htm
The power of lovehttp://call110.myweb.hinet.net/The%20power%20of%20love/98htm
The way we were(我倆的過去) http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/The%20way%20we%20were/99.htm
The way you love me http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/The%20Way%20You%20Love%20Me/100.htm
The white Rose of athens http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/The%20white%20Rose%20of%20athens/101.htm
Three times a lady http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Three%20times%20a%20lady/102.htm
Trouble http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Trouble/103.htm
Up where we belong(回到我們所屬的地方)http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Up%20where%20we%20belong/104.htm
Vincent http://call110.myweb.hinet.net/Vincent/105.htm

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圖片上傳測試

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BLOG成立了.....

前幾天, 在Google裡逛著逛著, 突然發現裡頭還真的蠻多功能的....
電子郵件, 網誌, 相本, 行事曆.....有時間來試用一下...

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